All i can say about fuck buddies to fellas is, be cautious
a girl will tell you lets have sex no strings attatched
and after the third encounter she’ll expose them hidden chakra string like
"so what are we" "what is this"
dont get yolked up out here
(via itsexclusive & grandmasterbooty)
"Curing AIDS? Shit, that’s like Cadillac making a car that lasts for 50 years. And you know they can do it, but they ain’t going to do nothing that fucking dumb. Shit, they got metal on the Space Shuttle that can go around the Moon and withstand temperatures of up to 20,000 degrees, you mean to tell me you don’t think they can make an El Dorado with a fuckin’ bumper that don’t fall off?"
- Chris Rock (“Bigger and Blacker”, 1999)
(via golzy & materiajunkie)